in regards to my last post

I forgot that I would love to own Planet Earth as well.

While this may make me seem a little more intellectual, it's mostly because I really loved the 300 ft pile of guano covered in cockroaches.

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If you were to own planet Earth, could I please stay in my apartment? Or maybe you could give me a nice Pacific island somewhere? I've never aspired to own the entire planet, but I'm sure you'd be a great ruler.

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